"It Came From New Jersey"
"Never heard of it"
"It came from where?"
New York Times
"Are you kidding?"
Los Angeles Times
"Who's going to read that?"
"My name's not in it"
"Greatest literary feat since War And Peace.
I was on the edge of my seat. The most riveting
40 pages ever written. This will be referred to
more often than the Yellow Pages. I guarantee
this will be the best four dollars you ever spend."